🚀The Prem Report Launch🚀

 
April 1, 2025

Good morning and welcome to the first edition of The Prem Report — your go-to email every Premier League matchday morning. Inside, you’ll find the day’s fixtures, quick insights, fun stats, and maybe even a meme or two.

Whether you're looking for a sharp summary of who's playing or a witty nugget to drop in the group chat, we’ve got you covered.
-Gabe

P.S. Be sure to share with the Premier League fans in your life! Subscribe Here

• It’s Matchweek 30, and we’re back after a long FA Cup and international break.

  Today’s triple-header is all about one thing: location, location, location — in the table, that is. Seven teams are packed within five points of that ever-elusive 4th place spot.

  With just 54 days left in the season, the top-four race is tighter than Adama Traoré’s jersey. Buckle up.

🔥 Headline Match: Nottingham Forest vs. Manchester United

• Clean Sheet Kings: Forest has racked up 12 clean sheets this season — tied with Liverpool for the most.

• Revenge Game: United aim to bounce back after a 3–2 loss to Forest in December, with tough fixtures vs. City and Newcastle looming.

• Injury Blow: Chris Wood is out with a hip injury picked up over the break. He’s scored 36% of Forest’s goals — big miss.

⚽ Matchday Preview:

• Arsenal vs. Fulham: Saka is back-a… and reportedly ready to go — bad news for a Fulham side still fighting for a top-four push. Arsenal drew 1–1 with them earlier this season and need a win to stay ahead of surging Forest. Expect an open match, a few big chances, and more Traoré jersey jokes.

• Wolves vs. West Ham: Call it the “Basement Brawl.” Both sides are floating just above the relegation zone. West Ham striker Niclas Füllkrug (yes, that’s his real name) could return from injury to face a Wolves defense averaging two goals conceded per match. Buckle up.

🎟️Fifth is the new Fourth? The Champions League Twist

As you may or may not know, the Premier League could snag a fifth Champions League spot next season.

Yep — thanks to strong performances from English clubs in Europe (cheers, Arsenal and Villa), the Prem currently leads UEFA’s “best league” ranking. If that holds, the top five could all punch tickets to the UCL. You can read more about it here

So that 5th place scrap? Suddenly way spicier. More clubs. More drama. More midtable teams dreaming of Tuesday nights under the lights.

Well that’s it for the first edition of the Prem Report. Tune in tomorrow for a boatload of tasty matchups including a mouth watering Merseyside Darby.